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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
No way
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Still no good
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.